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Reed
Interview
`n. .rP' `qb ,dP' TLb. ,dMP' all rite, now you get the chance to read TML.dMMP some facts about some of the major amiga ,nmm`XXMPX musicians. read about their history in ,#MP'~~XNXYNXTb. the scene and their plans in future.yes, ,d~' dNNP `YNTb. that's meant to be read while listening to ,~ ,NN' `YNb their modules. read 'em over and over and over.. dNP `Yb. ,NN' `b. · i n t e r v i e w · ___________ ______dP _____________ \ / \ ,N'\____ _____________. _____ \ \_____. ____\ / \___P___/ .\--\__ __/__ |--\____)---\ _____/__ |--\_ \ _/ | | | \ | | \__| | _ \ / | \__| | /\ | | _| | | _l_ | | \ / _l_ | ___| l___/=l___|====l____/===\______|==l______|\ /l___/===\______l____/ \/ Handle: Reed Group: Fairlight (previous groups TRSI, Damage, Diffusion) Date of birth: 14th April 1982 I was abducted by an alien spaceship in 2600 B.C. On our way to their solar system, they introduced me to extremely high tech equipment, which we later used to form an imaginary shield against the end of life, thus forcing me to accept the state of immortality I am in now. Before entering the magnificent spaceship built by the finest craftsmen of worlds unknown to mankind, I had no grasp of what I could encounter. It was something amazing, something truly wonderful. The equipment on that ship would astonish the feeble scientists of Earth. On one of our voyages through space, we discovered a whole new lifeform that would react in a unique way to each style of music they hear. After doing a complete system analysis on our equipment and proceeding with empirical research, we concluded that, for a reason unknown to us, the style of music they prefer is funk. This specific branch of music would make them move around twisting their body, in a manner that the Earth people would call 'dancing'. As I have the royal blood of LeFonque in my veins, we agreed that it is best to have me provide this impulse until the research was brought to an end. Developed by the neural networks experts inside the spaceship, I found the Yak-E Diffusor model 13 to be the most effective one. It allows the flow of the music to be output straight from my thoughts into an audio recording, which naturally can be converted to any imaginable format. The audio-analytic module for the spaceship, completely designed by myself, is (by my standards) my greatest achievement when it comes to ship machinery. It allows the creation of virtual, realtime projected, real life sized free 3D models, simulating the movements of the lifeform we came across on our journey. This image was then broadcast into several locations where this lifeform would practice 'dancing', thus creating an image of multiplying the number of creatures participating in this action. This was all very entertaining to us - after all, arrogance is a virtue. There are several, from various composers. Before I entered the phase of immortality, I spent time studying the audible frequencies of the type of music the strange lifeform seemed to be fond of, only to discover that it consisted of four separate tracks, all containing audio files. I did more and more research on the subject until I was thoroughly aware of the system, its capabilities and - unluckily, the composers. 99% of the work of all the so called 'composers' I found were disappointing. 4Mat, Dr. Awesome, Firefox, Lizardking, Mantronix, Tip - whoever stuck THEIR idea of music in their heads, should and will be assimilated. No style, no own ideas - even the tracking technique of the majority of them was appalling. Of the sound produced by my own superior brain, there has been a few tryouts that are to be forgotten - those were merely tests of the music system while the calibration of the neural network was in progress. I assume that by 'a music' you mean music consisting solely of the note 'a'. Well, to me that specific type of sound output has always seemed a bit monotonous, and I must say I appreciate some more variation. During our journeys through various galaxies, we have noticed that for some reason, again totally unknown to us as members of a species with a higher IQ, part of the humans prefer their music to be monotonous one-note pounding, which doesn't make sense even on our equipment - it does not compute. The importance of this matter is impossible for me to grasp, thus its value is minimal. Affirmitive. I refuse to reveal further data. Proceeding to next question. I do not think. I know. Affirmitive. All tunes by Dizzy. Most of the tunes by Andy (of Banal Projects). Nebulus by Audiomonster. B.S.T., Booty Time, Listen, Uralvolga Fine by Bruno. Riviera by Dean. Misery Dentro by Double Trouble. Top Gigolos by Dr. Vector. Loonie in da Sun by DSX Design. Waypoint and some other similar tune with a weird name by Dune. Biomechanoid, Crystal Express, Hoppin' Leonard, Oolah, Phoenix, Pop-Huora, Rockhopper by Groo. Action-1_S1, Anette, Annika, Aquarium People, Bicyklopedia, Dawn Mosaic, Dungeon, Elfmania tracks, Fanta Manna Mani, Jammin For Nothing, Scrambled Mind, Uudenkuun Sointumaa, Talouselama by Heatbeat. Ink Ribbon by Jazz. Blowaway by Jugi. Elekfunk, Livin Insanity, Mobyle, Bud Rap, Knulla Kuk by Moby. Acid Jazz 1 & 22, Je L'ai Deja Vu, Trabalash by Nuke. Cream of the Earth, Boesendorfer P.S.S., I'm Gonna Be Infectious by Romeo Knight. Acidjazzed Evening by Tempest. Condom Corruption, Testlast by Travolta. No. I am planning to make music with some of my audio cd's remastered. I find it highly amusing to listen to two or more rubber bands being rubbed against each other. A headache. Affirmitive. A special greeting to Andy for qualified funding work on the spaceship, to Tempest for making things inside it bleep, and to Dr. Dma for coherent additions to the population of the spaceship. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- please note: this interview is ©opyrighted in 2002 by crown of cryptoburners ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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